Sorcerer
Watched 28 August 2025
couldn’t wait for the movie to end so i could open my internet browser and type in “sorcerer 1977 how did they do that”
Watched 28 August 2025
couldn’t wait for the movie to end so i could open my internet browser and type in “sorcerer 1977 how did they do that”
Watched 29 August 2025
i always wanted a full episode-length ITYSL sketch, but never thought feature-length could actually work. it did work, but felt a bit too constrained by the realities of Big Movie. giving myself galaxy brain by imagining this as a 20 minute ITYSL skit that never lets you catch your breath
Watched 31 August 2025
not very relatable when the protagonist blows on a bottle to summon the empty man. highly relatable when the protagonist checks what the empty man is about on wikipedia
Watched 30 August 2025
i don’t like playing armchair casting director but i feel pretty strongly that Tim Robinson would have been a good choice here
Watched 12 August 2025
has nothing new to add in terms of sci-fi, lazily adding an iphone app on top of all the basic robot tropes. barely qualifies for the horror or comedy tags. could have been a fun Love, Death and Robots short
Rewatched 8 August 2025
ELBOW ROCKET
Watched 12 April 2025
Sure, it has some issues, but what can I say, I’m a sucker for spaceships with CRT monitors and a good acid vagina humomorph baby coming of age story
Watched 21 January 2025
I would have been way more excited about this movie from the get go if only the marketing mentioned why Mrs. Harris goes to Paris (obviously because of her ADHD)
Played 6–29 June 2024 on Nintendo Switch
Direct and engaging, with a nice digestible length. But I can’t help but feel like the Metroid formula needs to shed some legacy baggage.
Watched 1 February 2024
[ominous music playing]
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Watched 21 November 2023
A beautiful puzzle box. Pieces fitting together so satisfyingly, I could practically hear the clicking sounds.
Watched 6 May 2023
I really wish this series could just be its own thing outside the “marvel” “universe”
Watched 22 April 2023
Creative team really should have given more control to whoever pitched “t-rex with big burly arms”
Watched 11–28 December 2022
Star Wars: we live in a society
Me: omg so true!!
Rewatched 3 December 2022
Ponyo fills my heart. It overflows.
Watched 1 November 2022
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