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The Haunting of Hill House

Watched 15 December 2018

What if haunted house movie but
- ten hours long, lots of repetition
- cheesy, artless direction
- all spoken lines are monologues

About star ratings

My ratings are subjective. I’m not aiming for a perfect ranking of comparative artistic merit, just trying to represent how I feel about stuff. Here’s what they mean:

Personal favorite. I simply love it, warts and all.
Something special. Highly recommended.
Good, but unremarkable. I’ll probably forget about it.
A waste of time. Not recommended.
Practically insulting. Soulless garbage. (Rare!)