The Voyeurs
Watched 24 October 2021
I couldn’t possibly predict twists this dumb, and that just made them all the more effective. Hats off to this movie!
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Nobody
Watched 19 September 2021
John Wick has been losing its way but this movie knows what it’s all about. A blur of a 90-minute punch in the face — just enough to put you in the hospital, not enough to kill you of overstimulation.
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Stowaway
Watched 19 August 2021
I learned that Toni Collette is australian in real life. Next: do solar storms actually look like that? This movie is great at making me want to check Wikipedia.
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Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
Watched 12 August 2021
Release, at last.
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Played 20 March 2020 – 27 April 2021 on Nintendo Switch
Just… so many good feelings from this game. I’ll cherish it forever.
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For All Mankind, Season 2
Watched 22–24 April 2021
Once again this show attempts to strike a good balance between People Drama and Society Drama, but this season’s timeskip tilted the scales and made it clear that the long game is always going to be about the societal outcomes first. Character moments are less emotionally effective as a result, but boy is the spectacle of the alternate timeline geopolitics worth the tradeoff. Season 1 got me invested. But now I’m excited.
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For All Mankind, Season 1
Watched 19–22 April 2021
I’m super into this space trauma and societal progress nerdfest.
It may sometimes feel predictable and clichéd but I just want to engross myself in this alternate history, and the level of realism is more than good enough to support that by my standards.
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The Year Earth Changed
Watched 21 April 2021
Like leafing through a big coffee table book. Not particularly insightful, but very nice pictures.
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Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Rewatched 8 April 2021
The uncanny valley between the ponderous Godzilla 2014 and the bombastically campy Godzilla vs. Kong. I’m sorry but if you want to make a serious movie you have to stick to the serious monsters, you can’t put on the three-headed electric dragon and big moth. Pokémon aren’t scary.
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Godzilla vs. Kong
Watched 31 March 2021
Silly as heck. No hesitation. This movie delivers.
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The Expanse, Season 5
Watched 16 December 2020 – 3 February 2021
This series has built so much, and gone so far. The transition from “Game of Thrones in space” to one of the most poignant human dramas in science fiction has been a true joy to witness.
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The X Files
Rewatched 14 January 2021
More exciting than I remembered, but still disappointing and, at best, inessential. It tries too hard, and also not hard enough. Like most TV-to-film adaptations, the texture feels wrong. Character-wise, the plot isn’t much more than condensed retreading of old ground. And worst of all, it shows too much! It’s certainly a big-screen adventure, but the desire for one-upmanship has the side effect of making the world, the conspiracies, and even the aliens seem small and shallow.
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Drill Dozer
Played 4 September – 19 October 2020 on Game Boy Advance
There’s some interesting ideas and clever mechanics here, but I could never get past the clunky, sluggish controls. Movement expressiveness is limited to such a degree that neither platforming nor combat feel good.
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Good Sudoku
Played 23 July – 27 September 2020 on iPhone
In just a few short weeks, this game took me from sudoku dilettante to completing Sunday “Pro 💀” puzzles in 20 minutes without hints (if I’m feeling patient enough). Good Sudoku has taught me more about sudoku than I ever thought I’d want to learn.
Jan Willem Nijman said it best:
This game is incredibly cyberpunk, like you just slam a new ai deck into your neocortex to kick ass at sudoku.
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The Finest Hours
Watched 3 September 2020
Gotta get over the bar
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Tenet
Watched 26 August 2020
A very cool sensorial experience, but emotionally shallow. It tries, but there’s too much time bullshit for character motivations and plot structure to survive. A movie made for endless YouTube explainers.